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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. trevorshmevor Jul 14, 2023
    trevorshmevor

    Did the world revolve around in spite of me? Prestigious

    Just had some friends find out about flat fuck friday. Being terminally online is a curse
     
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  2. imthegrimace Jul 14, 2023
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    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    I listen every Friday morning to get myself pumped up.
     
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  3. chewbacca110 Jul 15, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  4. bobsheiskawy Jul 15, 2023
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious

    my partner just informed me that she still thinks the dress is white
     
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  6. DaydreamNation Jul 15, 2023
    DaydreamNation

    get rid of the good times too Supporter

    do you own a home or have kids together or will this be an easy split
     
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  7. DaydreamNation Jul 15, 2023
    DaydreamNation

    get rid of the good times too Supporter

    Next they’re gonna tell me that the woman who recorded the yanny/laurel soundbyte drowned her kids in the bathtub
     
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  8. Sean Murphy Jul 16, 2023
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    the dress is white
     
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  9. DaydreamNation Jul 16, 2023
    DaydreamNation

    get rid of the good times too Supporter

    murph with a bad post on chorus dot fm? would be the first time !
     
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  10. JoshIsMediocre Jul 16, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter

    It’s white. It’s always been white. I will hear no other opinions.
     
  11. imthegrimace Jul 16, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    I see both because I’m built different.
     
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  12. chewbacca110 Jul 16, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  13. bobsheiskawy Jul 16, 2023
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious

    fortunately it's just the house
     
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  15. chewbacca110 Jul 16, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  16. fredwordsmith Jul 16, 2023
    fredwordsmith

    Trusted Supporter

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  17. chewbacca110 Jul 16, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 16, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  19. brothemighty Jul 16, 2023
    brothemighty

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    his actual username is THY GEEKDOM COME

    the post is about being Catholic and shooting loads

    cannot be a real account
     
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  20. DaydreamNation Jul 16, 2023
    DaydreamNation

    get rid of the good times too Supporter

    No it’s definitely real, would you like to meet some people I’m unfortunately related to in order to convince you
     
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  21. DaydreamNation Jul 16, 2023
    DaydreamNation

    get rid of the good times too Supporter

    There are a lot of things about my Catholic upbringing that will never make sense to me but the combo of “abortion is the gravest sin of them all” plus “oh yeah also can’t do the one thing by far the most likely to make abortion unnecessary” has never stopped driving me bananas. At some point you have to stop banging your head against the wall, intellectual purist or not.
     
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  22. xkaylinh Jul 17, 2023
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

     
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  24. chewbacca110 Jul 17, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  25. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 17, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  26. David87 Jul 17, 2023
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  27. Joel Gustafson Jul 18, 2023
    Joel Gustafson

    Running towards a place.

     
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  28. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 18, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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