Absurdist Twitter • Page 716

Just had some friends find out about flat fuck friday. Being terminally online is a curse

 

I listen every Friday morning to get myself pumped up.

 

my partner just informed me that she still thinks the dress is white

 

do you own a home or have kids together or will this be an easy split

 

Next they’re gonna tell me that the woman who recorded the yanny/laurel soundbyte drowned her kids in the bathtub

 

the dress is white

 

murph with a bad post on chorus dot fm? would be the first time !

 

It’s white. It’s always been white. I will hear no other opinions.

 

I see both because I’m built different.

 

fortunately it's just the house

 

It is incredible how bad he is at this.

 

his actual username is THY GEEKDOM COME

the post is about being Catholic and shooting loads

cannot be a real account

 

No it’s definitely real, would you like to meet some people I’m unfortunately related to in order to convince you

 

There are a lot of things about my Catholic upbringing that will never make sense to me but the combo of “abortion is the gravest sin of them all” plus “oh yeah also can’t do the one thing by far the most likely to make abortion unnecessary” has never stopped driving me bananas. At some point you have to stop banging your head against the wall, intellectual purist or not.