Absurdist Twitter • Page 707

I don’t know what sort of world we live in and I have no fixed opinions concerning how we should live in it. I only know that I hate that tweet

 

That tweet brings me some peace of mind

 

Had to dust this one off.

 

Josh bringing the heat, as per usual.

 

shhh I should be working more

 

don't encourage me

 

Grimace shake jokes taking off just like i imagine McDonald’s hoped they would

 

(Also vinland saga)

 

domino's one got me good

 

That’s me except when they’ve once again put the goddamn garlic on the crust that I said not to — happens more often than not so I guess that’s on me for continuing to order them

 

I lost it at “did you get my mustard???” and this freak is putting yellow mustard on medium rare steak? All of this is unhinged.