Absurdist Twitter • Page 7

A lot of people get comedy jobs/connections for comedy jobs from it.

 

One of my all-time faves.

 

And also, it just mimics/emulates the format and feel of human thought and conversation in a way that no other medium can. I have to imagine it's insanely addicting once you're in.

 

It really is haha

 

really? that's actually super cool, i did not know that

 

Your current retweets have me rolling

 

Sage Boggs is a treasure

 

Sat there trying to do math then got mad at myself for that band number one.

 

Remember shitmydadsays? Twitter, book deal, tv show with William Schattner.

 

I would say about half of the writing jobs in late-night tv right now are because of Twitter. My literal best friend had an internship for Seth Meyers because of it, and thats easily his worst medium, haha.

 

I need to learn how to Twitter

 

The Writer Behind So Sad Today Is A Very Real Adult

 

Not absurdist/weird, but still fucking hilarious:

 

I'm pretty excited that Nicki Minaj Personal is back. Nicki Minaj Personal (@NickiMinajFeels) | Twitter

 

I have never wanted to work at McDonalds so badly

 

He's gotten more into politics as of late, but I love Lowenaffchen.

What's everyone's handle?

 

I'm @DustinAHarkins but I mostly just RT funnier people than myself, I don't come up with jokes much lately

 

Also it makes me so happy this thread ended up going strong so far, I expected it to die instantly

 

Yo soy @Alexyesander

Currently firing off dumb shit at the rate of 0.5-1.0 tweets/day

 

Mine is @scott325 if anyone wants to follow. When it comes to jokes I tend to just RT other people. I mostly talk (complain?) about basketball and movies/tv.

 

and I'm @muddymudskipper

 

officially creepin on y'all

and @iCarly Rae Jepsen your Followers You know list for me are deadkid, CBB and Eda so you're basically a twitter celeb in my eyes

 

I feel like half my twitter is RTing people too, but it makes me laugh so I'm okay with it. I'm @lindsayjmich

 

your O'bro tweet just somehow got me even more pumped for seeing them tonight ahhhhh

 

Oh get ready. That set was unbelievable.