Absurdist Twitter • Page 699

well now I'm crying because of the space dog tweet

 

Sorry and same, I didn’t even send it to my fiancé, she would have been very mad at me

 

A trio of tears for the space dog tweet. Fuck.

How good would the planet earth be without us?

 

My bad guys

 

Truly, going back and reading the tweet itself is funny! It’s just the idea that a human did that to a dog that’s sad.

Comedy is always tragedy plus time anyway.

 

Well, there'd be even fewer dogs.

 

He's back, folks and we love to see it

 

Shout out to my dog for waking me up at 6:15 on a Saturday and I couldn’t go back to sleep

 

I'm glad you took the early morning time to find some funny-ass stuff to share with a collection of internet folks, instead of getting mad enough at that good boy/girl to send them up to space.

 

banning all Laika talk by executive decree

 

what about the studio behind Coraline and Paranorman

 

this is a good one