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I know this is fake, but holy shit this has me dying.

 

The forbidden pairs thread is awesome.

 

Incredible thread. I will never be able to unsee these ones:

 

They all need to be labeled, especially the ones that look nearly identical.

 

These are my two biggest ones I’m not seeing in that thread


Antony Starr and Scott Speedman

Margot Robbie and Emma Mackey

 

It grows

 

Came across the original of her doing that poem and agree with comments that someone should illustrate it into a kid's book, it's so good.

 

Just rediscovering this incredible post that’s all

 

For real though

 

My buddy drinks those lol

 

We once toured a house out in the woods that was for sale and it looked like a legit doomsday prepped serial killer spot. There were homemade rebar bars on the windows and random appliances and tires all over the property. Weirdest part is that dude drank a ton and the whole property inside and out was littered with those white claw surge cans. Lost the house to a cash offer.

 

more like teenage drunken ninja turtles

 

They’re good tbh and the cranberry one is by far the best whiteclaw out of any of the ones I’ve ever tried.

 

The blood orange white claw surge is great