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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 24, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  2. Joel Gustafson Mar 24, 2023
    Joel Gustafson

    Running towards a place.

     
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  3. Victor Eremita Mar 24, 2023
    Victor Eremita

    Not here. Isn't happening. Supporter

     
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  4. Sean Murphy Mar 24, 2023
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    no i do not want to go to a free greta van fleet concert
     
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  6. Sean Murphy Mar 24, 2023
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    need these
     
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  7. MexicanGuitars Mar 24, 2023
    MexicanGuitars

    Chorus’ Expert on OTIP Track #8 Supporter

    Was leaving the Anaheim Ducks game yday and people were coming in from the parking lot to camp out overnight for the show today lol
     
  8. Zilla Mar 24, 2023
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    Prestigious Supporter

     
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  9. xkaylinh Mar 24, 2023
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    It is very confusing browsing a record store for women artists and finding that names like Greta Van Fleet, Alice in Chains, Alice Cooper, and the Violent Femmes have none (there's probably a few other instances I can't think of right now). Then there's boygenius...
     
  10. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 25, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  11. Rowan5215 Mar 26, 2023
    Rowan5215

    An inconsequential shift as the continents drift.

    robot butler is one of the greatest tweets I've ever seen
     
  12. JoshIsMediocre Mar 26, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  13. JoshIsMediocre Mar 26, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  15. JoshIsMediocre Mar 26, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  16. JoshIsMediocre Mar 26, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  17. morgantayler Mar 26, 2023
    morgantayler

    Pink Pony Club Prestigious





     
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  18. morgantayler Mar 26, 2023
    morgantayler

    Pink Pony Club Prestigious



     
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  19. David87 Mar 27, 2023
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  20. chewbacca110 Mar 27, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  21. imthegrimace Mar 27, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    That lady is unhinged. No one wants to hear you play guitar even if they weren’t stuck on an elevator.
     
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  22. jkauf Mar 27, 2023
    jkauf

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    My claustrophobic ass wouldn’t get on an elevator that packed out of fear we’d get stuck. But if somehow I did and she did that, I’d interrupt my panic attack to tell her to shut the fuck up.
     
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  24. jkauf Mar 27, 2023
    jkauf

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    Oh they’re stuck riding an elevator with her, thought the elevator itself was stuck. Either way.
     
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  25. Yourbiggestflan Mar 27, 2023
    Yourbiggestflan

    Go Birds

     
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  26. Sean Murphy Mar 27, 2023
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    makes you think
     
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  27. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 27, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  28. imthegrimace Mar 27, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    I just saw a parrot video and it did freak me out
     
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