Absurdist Twitter • Page 683

What kind of sick fucks share a pocket pussy

 

God bless the troops

 

do u speak liek dis

 

BAFFARNEY

 

Damn, opened it and then waited a few minutes til a song was over to watch and it was deleted like a minute later

 

mmmmm Baffarny

 

Hoping for the best
Just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines
Unread on clever napkins

Why can’t I
Feel anything from
Anyone
Other than you

 

This has recently become one of my favorite twitter accounts. A crossover of three of my favorite things: basketball, film, and absurdist twitter.

Mychal Thompson is the dril of NBA film twitter

https://twitter.com/nbafilmtweets/status/1618836529400680448?s=46&t=jgQIm2f5xE7DXVgriFlm1Q

https://twitter.com/nbafilmtweets/status/1617303719351025667?s=46&t=jgQIm2f5xE7DXVgriFlm1Q

 

leave poets alone. i don't regret going to grad school for creative writing, but I feel like this elitism in academia I perceived was personally so toxic to my mindset as a consumer. if someone can write crappy poetry and be financially successful, more power to them.

 

It’s not really a thing in the cities but rural and some suburban Minnesotans absolutely do. The weirdest one is when they say “bag” like “bay-g”

 

the How to Speak Fargo is somehow funnier with captions

 

On the subject of those petco cookies. They legit are just generic Oreos with less sugar and obviously no chocolate. Taste like those bland cookies your grandma always bought. Not bad. Would eat them out of the treat display when I worked at a Petco (one of my favorite jobs), the animal cookies were good too

 

this explains a lot actually

 

You have to understand the animals to help the animals