Absurdist Twitter • Page 679

This is is pure unadulterated joy.

 

my wife showed me the jarjar one last week and i snort laughed

 

The Jar Jar one is easily one of my top five tweets of all time

 

I’m a little stone again and these are both killing me.

 

milk drinkers rise up

 

no

 

k well when your bones stop workin done come cryin to me

 

Actually you can find calcium and vitamin D in fish and spinach moreso than milk. There are a lot of better alternatives.

 

yeah dork

 

Also, do you like beans?

 

Beans and cornbread

 

Then you will be fine without milk

 

what about bean bread and corn milk

 

corn milk is what tom brady drinks

 

dammit I can't escape the law anywhere on this cursed site