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Absurdist Twitter • Page 678

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. trevorshmevor Feb 13, 2023
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    Did the world revolve around in spite of me? Prestigious





     
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  2. theagentcoma Feb 13, 2023
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    idk I'm a little buzzed and this is hilarioius
     
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  3. SpeckledSouls Feb 13, 2023
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    I'm sure this has been posted so many times, but it's just so good.
     
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  4. SpeckledSouls Feb 13, 2023
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    We're just normal men
     
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  6. jkauf Feb 14, 2023
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  7. Yourbiggestflan Feb 14, 2023
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    Go Birds

    I've never seen this before, but it's so good. I just keep watching it.
     
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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 14, 2023
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    run away with me Platinum



     
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  9. jkauf Feb 14, 2023
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  10. OhTheWater Feb 14, 2023
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    Let it run Supporter



    Man
     
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  11. Joel Gustafson Feb 14, 2023
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    Running towards a place.

     
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  12. Serh Feb 14, 2023
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    which one are you
     
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  13. bobsheiskawy Feb 14, 2023
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    is it the same for you? Prestigious

    iron golem
     
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  15. imthegrimace Feb 14, 2023
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    Grimace Lives Supporter

    Milky Munchers
     
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  16. SpeckledSouls Feb 14, 2023
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    Mystery Airhead is great
     
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  17. Joel Gustafson Feb 14, 2023
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    Running towards a place.

    White Cheddar Popcorn
     
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  18. xkaylinh Feb 14, 2023
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    Sour milk, not to be confused with the one a few lines lower, sour milk
     
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  19. jkauf Feb 14, 2023
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    I’d lose my shit if someone called me Cum Crystal(s), so I call dibs
     
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  20. xkaylinh Feb 14, 2023
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

     
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  21. OhTheWater Feb 14, 2023
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    he uhh, got shot by the cops while trying to stab his wife…
     
  22. PepsiOne Feb 14, 2023
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    What the fuck? Where’d you see that?
     
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  24. OhTheWater Feb 14, 2023
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    In the replies/quote tweets of most of the popular tweets about him.
     
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  25. JoshIsMediocre Feb 14, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  26. JoshIsMediocre Feb 14, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  27. JoshIsMediocre Feb 14, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  28. Sean Murphy Feb 15, 2023
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    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    the arizona iced tea account is unhinged
     
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