Absurdist Twitter • Page 675

That map one is too real

 

Probably a repost but it just continues to be true once per year

 

I had a very similar idea for a tweet last year (it got no likes on Twitter or from the people I said it to in real life haha) and talk about it probably once a week because of the disparity between how much I like the concept and how much the people I know don't.

 

ladies do love bean

 

Mr Bean?

 

I think so? I’ll never be the same after my partner informed me that the rumor is he’s hung and quite the ladies man.

 

I'm taking that 1991 one personally

 

Not really one particular video (and not particularly absurd I guess?) but Karen Gillan has been posting on Tiktok for months, often posting to ask tiktok to verify her, and only just now has she been verified haha. It was fun to follow, like "are you really Karen Gillan where's your blue check mark" "yeah tiktok where's my blue check mark"

 

What am I missing with the renaissance Craigslist one?

 

beyonces tour is the renaissance world tour

 

That's the name of the Beyonce tour

 

Explains why I never would’ve gotten that lol

 

yeah my only takeaway from that is that I really want to go to Medieval Times before I die. Hell, if I die at Medieval Times it will have been a nice run