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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. Victor Eremita Jan 30, 2023
    Victor Eremita

    Not here. Isn't happening. Supporter

    temporary pleasure and true happiness one is hitting me hard
     
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  2. JoshIsMediocre Jan 31, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  3. JoshIsMediocre Jan 31, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  4. JoshIsMediocre Jan 31, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  6. David87 Jan 31, 2023
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    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  7. chewbacca110 Jan 31, 2023
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  8. xkaylinh Jan 31, 2023
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    Isn't that a screenshot from Blair Witch Project :skull:
     
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  9. chewbacca110 Jan 31, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  10. chewbacca110 Jan 31, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  11. theagentcoma Jan 31, 2023
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    linktr.ee/jordansmith.author Prestigious

    fuck those dreams, I have them all the time even though I graduated 11 years ago
     
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  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 31, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  13. Joel Gustafson Jan 31, 2023
    Joel Gustafson

    Running towards a place.

     
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  15. imthegrimace Jan 31, 2023
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    Grimace Lives Supporter

    That fridge is unhinged.
     
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  16. JoshIsMediocre Feb 1, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  17. JoshIsMediocre Feb 1, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  18. theagentcoma Feb 1, 2023
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    those Oreos are damn good. One of them is 15 carbs lol
     
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  19. JoshIsMediocre Feb 1, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter

    jesus christ
     
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  20. chewbacca110 Feb 1, 2023
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  21. chewbacca110 Feb 1, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  22. xkaylinh Feb 1, 2023
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

     
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  24. JoshIsMediocre Feb 1, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  25. trevorshmevor Feb 1, 2023
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    Did the world revolve around in spite of me? Prestigious

    I love this thread so much because there are zero people in my real life who’s humor would fit into the center of a Lucille Bluth/Mr. Beast venn diagram
     
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  26. theagentcoma Feb 2, 2023
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    yeah every time I read one of these out loud to my wife she doesn't so much as smile lol
     
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  27. JoshIsMediocre Feb 2, 2023
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  28. JoshIsMediocre Feb 2, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter

    been with my fiance over 5 years and every week she says something like "I do not understand your sense of humor"
     
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