Absurdist Twitter • Page 670

just comply!

 

lmao

 

Gonna start getting restaurant reservations under the name G.D. Sexdenier.

 

That glory hole one cracked me up

 

I definitely had a grey T-shirt with Napoleon’s Liger drawing on it in high school. I think I saw that movie 5 times in theaters.

 

I think I still have my “Give me some of your tots” shirt somewhere.

 

I have a "vote for Pedro" pin somewhere.
I also went on a couple dates with Jon Heder's cousin and then she ghosted me, but she was cool.

 

My friend from youth group had a Vote for Pedro style shirt that said Jesus Died for Pedro

 

This is AMAZING. Youth groups desperately trying to phone in their message with trends will never not make me chuckle.

 

One year for my birthday, I got a fancy Napoleon Dynamite gift set that included the movie on DVD, a lunchbox, and a Vote for Pedro beanie. I think there’s probably a liger shirt buried somewhere at my dad’s house.

As a former youth group kid, I’m not surprised. We ATE this movie up.