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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen Dec 15, 2022
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  2. chewbacca110 Dec 15, 2022
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?

    Prison guard one had me lose it.
     
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  3. chewbacca110 Dec 15, 2022
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  4. disambigujason Dec 15, 2022
    disambigujason

    Trusted

    Lmao the penguin

    feels like this thread is on a weeks-long roll
     
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  6. imthegrimace Dec 15, 2022
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter





     
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  7. imthegrimace Dec 15, 2022
    imthegrimace

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    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter





     
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  9. imthegrimace Dec 15, 2022
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    Sent my family text the John Lennon one and my mom got mad lol. She said “not funny that broke my heart in 1980”.
     
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  10. JoshIsMediocre Dec 15, 2022
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  11. imthegrimace Dec 15, 2022
    imthegrimace

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    One of the sheriff’s life hacks (trademark pending), open the microwave door and it’s on a sticker inside.
     
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  12. JoshIsMediocre Dec 15, 2022
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  13. JoshIsMediocre Dec 15, 2022
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  15. Sean Murphy Dec 16, 2022
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    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    Neutering the grinch is just being responsible
     
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  16. JoshIsMediocre Dec 16, 2022
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter

    hey man I just checked the microwave at work and it isn't there
     
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  17. Sean Murphy Dec 16, 2022
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    that means someone ate it
     
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  18. marsupial jones Dec 16, 2022
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    The real question is why do they still make microwaves with different wattages. It’s 2022, fucking just have one wattage setting and be done with it.
     
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  19. imthegrimace Dec 16, 2022
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

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  20. chewbacca110 Dec 16, 2022
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  21. chewbacca110 Dec 16, 2022
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  22. chewbacca110 Dec 16, 2022
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  24. chewbacca110 Dec 16, 2022
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  25. chewbacca110 Dec 16, 2022
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  26. imthegrimace Dec 16, 2022
    imthegrimace

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    I too am trying for a huge shelf ass that becomes a presence in culture discourse.
     
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  27. imthegrimace Dec 16, 2022
    imthegrimace

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    This is great
     
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  28. chewbacca110 Dec 16, 2022
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?

    THAT is an opus. Wow.
     
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