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Oh my god that commercial is amazing lmao

the long pause after “i say no to meth”

the guy who has clearly never had sex getting the line, “I say no to unplanned pregnancies”



entire video is gold, just gold Jerry!

 

Amazing

 

You can always wear a cape

 

hm I'm moving to San Antonio in the spring, might check this place out

 

maybe get some of those skid resistant shoes

 

Bro

 

we must protect twitter at all costs

 

Buzz balls are the nastiest fucking things

 

I had to ask my wife what they were. I was told they’re the Bic lighters of liquor stores — extreme “hey, while you’re checking out…” energy.

 

It’s going to avenge its brethren.

HitchBOT, the hitchhiking robot, gets beheaded in Philadelphia | CNN

 

I pretty much only see them in convenience stores or at the checkout section. I can’t emphasize enough how awful they are.