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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. marsupial jones Nov 28, 2022
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    Oh my god that commercial is amazing lmao

    the long pause after “i say no to meth”

    the guy who has clearly never had sex getting the line, “I say no to unplanned pregnancies”

    :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:

    entire video is gold, just gold Jerry!
     
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  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 28, 2022
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    run away with me Platinum



     
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  3. David87 Nov 28, 2022
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  4. chewbacca110 Nov 28, 2022
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  6. chewbacca110 Nov 28, 2022
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?



     
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  8. JoshIsMediocre Nov 29, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  9. JoshIsMediocre Nov 29, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  10. chewbacca110 Nov 29, 2022
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  11. JoshIsMediocre Nov 29, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  12. Cameron Nov 29, 2022
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    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    Amazing
     
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  13. imthegrimace Nov 29, 2022
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    Grimace Lives Supporter

    You can always wear a cape

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  15. David87 Nov 29, 2022
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  16. theagentcoma Nov 29, 2022
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    hm I'm moving to San Antonio in the spring, might check this place out
     
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  17. JoshIsMediocre Nov 29, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter

    maybe get some of those skid resistant shoes
     
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  18. xapplexpiex Nov 29, 2022
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    sup? Supporter

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  19. Cameron Nov 29, 2022
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    Bro
     
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  20. Sean Murphy Nov 29, 2022
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    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    we must protect twitter at all costs
     
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  21. aoftbsten Nov 29, 2022
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    Buzz balls are the nastiest fucking things
     
  22. DandonTRJ Nov 29, 2022
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    I had to ask my wife what they were. I was told they’re the Bic lighters of liquor stores — extreme “hey, while you’re checking out…” energy.
     
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  25. aoftbsten Nov 30, 2022
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    I pretty much only see them in convenience stores or at the checkout section. I can’t emphasize enough how awful they are.
     
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  26. JoshIsMediocre Nov 30, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  27. JoshIsMediocre Nov 30, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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