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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. Zilla Nov 2, 2022
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    That Heidi Klum worm costume is fucked
     
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  2. xkaylinh Nov 2, 2022
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

     
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  3. David87 Nov 2, 2022
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    Replies to this are all time (and many NSFW)
     
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  4. xapplexpiex Nov 2, 2022
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  6. JoshIsMediocre Nov 2, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter

    Who’s on first base
     
  7. David87 Nov 3, 2022
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  8. chewbacca110 Nov 3, 2022
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  9. chewbacca110 Nov 3, 2022
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?



     
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  10. aoftbsten Nov 3, 2022
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    I worked at a Starbucks in high school and someone did poop on the floor while I was on shift one day.
     
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  11. chewbacca110 Nov 3, 2022
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?

    Was it tall, grande, venti or Quattro?
     
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  12. aoftbsten Nov 3, 2022
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  13. xkaylinh Nov 3, 2022
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    With cream???
     
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  15. StormAndTheSun Nov 3, 2022
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    They came on it afterwards?
     
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  16. imthegrimace Nov 3, 2022
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    When I worked at home depot about once a week someone would poop on the floor in the handicap stall in the men's bathroom.
     
  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 3, 2022
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    run away with me Platinum



     
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  18. Garrett Nov 3, 2022
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    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

     
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  19. xkaylinh Nov 3, 2022
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

     
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  20. JoshIsMediocre Nov 4, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  21. JoshIsMediocre Nov 4, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  22. JoshIsMediocre Nov 4, 2022
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  24. jkauf Nov 4, 2022
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  25. aoftbsten Nov 4, 2022
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    LOL, no. I did not think about what "with cream" would mean when I wrote that.
     
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  26. bobsheiskawy Nov 4, 2022
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    is it the same for you? Prestigious



     
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  27. Serh Nov 4, 2022
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