Absurdist Twitter • Page 633

that guy was too good at trumpbone champ, you gotta have some misses

 

Y'all, I'm gonna miss this thread.

 

wheres it going

 

your favorite businessman just bought Twitter, I don't think Twitter is going to change I certainly won't eat those words

 

I’ve gone back and forth throughout my life on the morning v evening shower question but I’m now firmly in the shower at night camp. The question is a good one.

 

I struggle to wake up in the morning if I don’t shower

 

I shower both at night and in the morning. Not sure how people manage to only do one or the other unless they are just crunched for time.

 

I lay in bed too much to care about showering before bed for the reason presented in the tweet lol. Just wash your sheets regularly, it’s fine. Plus going to bed with wet hair sucks

 

I never wash my hair before bed, just a quick scrub and I'm out in 5 minutes. Due to me having curly hair, I have terrible bed hair if I wash it the night before.

 

When I worked in the service industry my shower schedule was completely fucked. Then once I switched to a m-f office job I usually showered in the morning. Now that I work from home all bets are off. It could be whenever. It’s usually later at night but sometimes in the morning. Sometimes I say fuck it and shower on the clock during the day. Sometimes I go a little too long without showering!

 

call it anarchy but when i worked from home i showered every day in the goddamn afternoon. Like a 3 or 4 oclock shower and it was wonderful. those were the days.

 

My hair looks like shit during the day if I don't shower in the morning

 

Unless you do a manual labor job not showering in the morning/before you leave your house is psycho shit

 

nah that ain’t true plus since I’ve been working from home I’ve taken way less showers.

 

Is that what I’m smelling?

 

Respect!

 

Fall Time in Tennessee gonna be stuck in my head all day

 

yes