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Yeah I saw they won like $300,000 on some contest last year

 

The Patriots of fish catching

 

Thought that said “the Patriots of catfishing” about a dozen times for reasons unknown lol

 

...what would be the "natural" way to hold a 3 pound gummy worm?

 

In your arms, like a baby.

 

Straight out, letting it dangle like a freshly cooked duck in a Chinatown window.

 

The way red necks hold a fish they caught, obviously

 

"schlong" is probably my least favorite word for it, but that's the first word that came to mind

 

Eh.. That jokes a little one note