Absurdist Twitter • Page 601

Ive seen versions of that menards tweet so many goddamn times but it never fails to make me cackle

 

I remember being like 9-10 years old and realizing that the stores in my city are not everywhere else so I started to understand why Menard’s sounds bizarre to people - and especially Piggly Wiggly, which even to someone who grew up with them still makes me laugh because what the fuck kind of name is that and if you don’t know what it is there’s nothing in that title that tells you what it is (but you could say that for almost every store I guess lol)

 

snort laughed at pizza bones

 

I probably have pizza bones at this point.

 

we've all been there

 

Kyrie Irving is definitely a Jumanji truther

 

never leave home without it

 

I have so many random PDF menus on my phone lol

 

I have no idea how to even access any PDF’s I’ve downloaded on my phone lol

 

K boomer