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Absurdist Twitter • Page 579

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. bobsheiskawy May 22, 2022
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious

     
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  2. bobsheiskawy May 22, 2022
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious

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  3. chewbacca110 May 23, 2022
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.







     
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  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 23, 2022
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

     
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  6. Sean Murphy May 23, 2022
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    man that jack in the box one really got me lmao
     
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  7. brothemighty May 23, 2022
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  8. Serh May 23, 2022
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    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  9. Joel Gustafson May 23, 2022
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  10. imthegrimace May 23, 2022
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    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

     
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  11. xkaylinh May 24, 2022
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    dygiilyiahspjtos Supporter

  12. David87 May 24, 2022
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    Prestigious Prestigious


     
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  13. David87 May 24, 2022
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    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  15. jkauf May 24, 2022
    jkauf

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  16. brothemighty May 24, 2022
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    Honestly I wouldn't go back in time to fellate anyone
     
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  17. chewbacca110 May 24, 2022
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.







     
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  18. Sean Murphy May 24, 2022
    Sean Murphy

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  19. xkaylinh May 25, 2022
    xkaylinh

    dygiilyiahspjtos Supporter

     
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  20. SpyKi May 25, 2022
    SpyKi

    You must fix your heart Supporter

    honestly the best version I've ever heard.
     
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  21. chewbacca110 May 25, 2022
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.



     
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  22. theagentcoma May 25, 2022
    theagentcoma

    yeah good okay Prestigious

    those are all bottom tier root beers
     
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  24. mescalineeyes May 25, 2022
    mescalineeyes

    just admit that I'm the fantasy Prestigious

    all root beers are bottom tier don't @ me
     
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  25. xkaylinh May 25, 2022
    xkaylinh

    dygiilyiahspjtos Supporter

     
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  26. Sean Murphy May 25, 2022
    Sean Murphy

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    i don't log on here to be this violently attacked
     
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  27. Sean Murphy May 25, 2022
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  28. Atticus5143 May 25, 2022
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    Root Beer is delicious. If we’re gonna talk shit let’s aim it at the Cream Soda folks.
     
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