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Absurdist Twitter • Page 578

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. bobsheiskawy May 18, 2022
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious







    That last one being “in middle school” was a little painful
     
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  2. jkauf May 18, 2022
    jkauf

    Prestigious Supporter

     
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  3. xkaylinh May 18, 2022
    xkaylinh

    dygiilyiahspjtos Supporter

    More impressive than absurd imo but eh
     
  4. chewbacca110 May 19, 2022
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.







     
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  6. DickyCullz May 19, 2022
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  7. bobsheiskawy May 19, 2022
    (Last edited: May 19, 2022)
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious


     
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  8. chewbacca110 May 19, 2022
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.





     
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  9. xkaylinh May 19, 2022
    xkaylinh

    dygiilyiahspjtos Supporter

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  10. Jason Tate May 19, 2022
    Jason Tate

    liner notes Staff Member

    I feel personally attacked.
     
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  11. DickyCullz May 19, 2022
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  12. jkauf May 20, 2022
    jkauf

    Prestigious Supporter

     
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  13. Sean Murphy May 20, 2022
    Sean Murphy

    Prestigious Supporter

    i'm for it
     
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  15. Mort Michaels May 20, 2022
    Mort Michaels

    Father, Son, and House of Gucci

    That last one, I'm not kidding, is how I proposed to my fiancé. Except it was our dog, not a cat.
     
  16. imthegrimace May 20, 2022
    imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    Nah some people need a 10 second honk
     
  17. Sean Murphy May 20, 2022
    Sean Murphy

    Prestigious Supporter

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  18. Thrillcollinz May 20, 2022
    Thrillcollinz

    Try to stay afloat

     
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  19. marsupial jones May 20, 2022
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    My favorite is the people that honk at someone way after the fact. Sorry bud, that guy is 3 blocks away, I don’t think he heard you.
     
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  20. JoshIsMediocre May 20, 2022
    JoshIsMediocre

    The ocean's awesome, and for winners Supporter

    One time I honked at and flipped off a guy who almost hit me as we were both taking a left turn, and then that dude stopped in traffic, got out of his truck, waved his fists at me, and then proceeded to follow me for like 10 minutes through shopping center parking lots, which caused my fiance to have a panic attack and we had to call the cops.

    Turns out, he'd been drinking!
     
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  21. chewbacca110 May 20, 2022
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.









     
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  22. Joel Gustafson May 20, 2022
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  24. mescalineeyes May 21, 2022
    mescalineeyes

    just admit that I'm the fantasy Prestigious

     
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  25. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 22, 2022
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  26. imthegrimace May 22, 2022
    imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    Steampunk stripping holy shit
     
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  27. chewbacca110 May 22, 2022
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.

    The Music Box theatre is near and dear to my heart. Even more so, now.

     
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  28. Joel Gustafson May 22, 2022
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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