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I had, like, 4 different guesses of how he’d pronounce it going into that video and he somehow pole vaulted over all of them

 

I thought that was Werner Herzog in the Garfield tweet.

 

when I was little (after we moved back to Wisconsin from Oregon) and the football games would be close to ending on Sundays they’d all say “60 minutes up next except on the west coast” and I’d always feel bad for the west coast because they didn’t get 60 minutes and never understood why until far too many years later lmao

 

WTF

 

Aren't they the same crowd that get mad at Starbucks cups and saying Happy Holidays

 

I need to have a talk with my mom..

 

Couldn’t watch more than 25 seconds of that. You’re all so much braver than me

 

Nah I didn't watch very much either, couldn't bear the thought of them ruining a super duper sacred traditional Christmas song like that

 

Well I guess I'm just way more nihilst/fucked in the head because I thought it was fucking hilarious. Who needs parody when the world is just this stupid

 

Its existence makes me want to walk into the ocean sure, but if a terrible person is gonna sit there and bathe in L’s I’m not gonna turn away

 

exactly, thank you for saying it better than I did lol