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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. Philll Oct 25, 2021
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  2. DaydreamNation Oct 25, 2021
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    get rid of the good times too Supporter

    As someone who's about to move into a house built 150 yrs ago I sure do not like that ghost tweet!
     
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  3. bobsheiskawy Oct 25, 2021
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    is it the same for you? Prestigious

    Another marvelous loco
     
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  4. ChaseTx Oct 25, 2021
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    ALL HAIL PEAGLE Prestigious

    That movie title is amazing
     
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen Oct 25, 2021
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  7. DandonTRJ Oct 26, 2021
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  8. chewbacca110 Oct 26, 2021
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?

    NOT DYING! had me cackling.
     
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  9. chewbacca110 Oct 26, 2021
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?







     
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  10. DaydreamNation Oct 26, 2021
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    this is one of the funniest things I've ever read, please thank your wife/partner for sharing
     
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  11. Joel Gustafson Oct 27, 2021
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    Running towards a place.

     
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  12. Lori Oct 27, 2021
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  13. DaydreamNation Oct 27, 2021
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    get rid of the good times too Supporter

     
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  15. bobsheiskawy Oct 27, 2021
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    is it the same for you? Prestigious

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  16. Philll Oct 28, 2021
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    Incredible thread
     
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  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen Oct 28, 2021
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  18. the rural juror Oct 28, 2021
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    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

    Holy shit that tattoo
     
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  19. imthegrimace Oct 28, 2021
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    That tattoo?? Why??
     
  20. metroid Oct 28, 2021
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  21. Lori Oct 28, 2021
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    it's from David Lynch's Dune ;)
     
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  22. marsupial jones Oct 28, 2021
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    lmao that tattoo has me in tears.

    In a way it’s probably east to fix or hide behind something else if she wanted but STILL whatttttt the fuck lmao
     
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  24. noxee Oct 28, 2021
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    I wonder how many times the tattoo artist asked "are you sure?" before giving up and losing a little bit more faith in humanity.
     
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  25. Long Century Oct 28, 2021
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    I think most tattoo artists have realised it's not a big deal to have a bad tattoo.

    though that one was a doozey :crylaugh:
     
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  26. blast0rama Oct 28, 2021
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  27. Lori Oct 29, 2021
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