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That’s better than the Argentine volleyball player named “Loser”

 

What kind of sociopath has their mom listed in their phone as "Mother"?

 

i do because I know she hates lol

I also have a Hulu channel labeled as mother so when she logs on it says, “welcome, Mother” and I always hear it in my head as HAL from 2001

(But I probably am also a sociopath so you’re not wrong)

 

also, what if I’m ever in a car accident or something and they need to know who to call?? If I have everyone listed as their name they’ll never know who to call! (That’s another reason I’ve heard for why some people do it lol)

 

I have mine as "Mom". Referring to her as "Mother" is just weird and creepy.

 

Not sure I get the Hitler one.

 

It's just mocking people who think a movie depicting a thing is the same thing as endorsing/accepting it, then taken to an extra step of absurdity because there's Hitler right there, but they are acting like the only problem is the background character's swastika