Absurdist Twitter • Page 510

That deodorant post has taught me that women have multiple deodorant containers spread throughout there home and vehicle for some reason.

men’s deodorant is like $5-$6 each, so assuming women’s deodorant is the same (or likely more) that’s a weird/lazy use of money to simply not have to walk to a different room for deodorant.

So essentially these types of peoples are millionaires since I use each container down to nothing with the last swipe being the plastic scraping the skin of my armpits before buying a new one.

 

Jigsaw one laid me out.

 

Lol I was staring at the guy thinking, “is that Josh Brolin?” not seeing that purple MF in the background

 

Same lol

 

There is so much happening in that picture.

 

Weekday tweet is the most “fuck, how did I not think of that” tweet I've seen in here in a minute