Absurdist Twitter • Page 503

Didn’t expect to see a @Meerkat tweet in here

 

I feel famous

 

This was a thing for me as a 90’s kid as well.

 

As a kid, my wife thought it was "I try to say goodbye to Machoke". She thought I Try in general was about pokemon.

 

I thought the lyric in Push by Matchbox Twenty was "I wanna take you for Grant Hill"

(very into basketball at an early age)

 

I really hope that’s real

 

I also fumbled my way through every Sean Paul hit for about 10 years.

 

I don’t think it is, but if not it’s well done physical comedy.

 

And today's main character

 

A sip of that drink would put me in a sugar coma.

 

Not the Absurdist Twitter thread making me have working-at-Starbucks flashbacks.

 

Like how do you even come up with that?

 

It’s like a Cheesecake Factory cake in a cup.

 

I worked at Starbucks in high school and college and I can confirm that customers who ordered frappuccino's were the worst.

 

I hope Edward sees this.

Spoiler: he's 11.

 

Frappuccinos are already just milkshakes. I don’t get what all of those additions are even supposed to add/change

 

Honestly I’m expecting that person to be fired. Saw a lot of people talking about the tweet, and sure the customer will find out. Not that I want it to happen, but I’m sure Edward also has massive Karen energy.

 

was mentioned above but I wouldn't be surprised if it's a tween. possibly trying to be intentionally obnoxious with it.

 

Lol that makes sense