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Absurdist Twitter • Page 485

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. DandonTRJ Mar 4, 2021
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  2. imthegrimace Mar 4, 2021
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    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

     
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  3. Orla Mar 4, 2021
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    little old lady Prestigious

     
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  4. Joel Gustafson Mar 6, 2021
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  6. DickyCullz Mar 6, 2021
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 6, 2021
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  8. imthegrimace Mar 6, 2021
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    That John mulaney one. Holy shit.
     
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  10. Orla Mar 6, 2021
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    little old lady Prestigious





     
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  11. DaydreamNation Mar 6, 2021
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  13. Joel Gustafson Mar 7, 2021
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  15. Orla Mar 8, 2021
    Orla

    little old lady Prestigious

     
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  16. DaydreamNation Mar 8, 2021
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    Thread
     
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  17. the rural juror Mar 8, 2021
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    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

    Revisiting a few classics
     
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  18. chewbacca110 Mar 8, 2021
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.

    haahhahahahahha the Pop Rocks one.
     
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  19. DickyCullz Mar 8, 2021
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    I create content for some of your favorite artists



    not a joke account. wow
     
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  20. ReginaPhilange Mar 8, 2021
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    "Explain then why are you burger king and not burger queen" only good response in there lol.
     
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  21. KalValor Mar 8, 2021
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    There was a payoff response tweet, but still poor delivery.
     
  22. DandonTRJ Mar 8, 2021
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    BLUE CHECK SACRIFICE INCOMING
     

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  24. KalValor Mar 8, 2021
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    Is that one real???? Yikes.
     
  25. DaydreamNation Mar 8, 2021
    DaydreamNation

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    well it says @arb so
     
  26. DandonTRJ Mar 8, 2021
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    It’s a Jaboukie situation where a verified account goes all in on a parody name change knowing Twitter will invariably strip their blue check or ban them altogether as punishment. I think she’s already changed it back, but it was a very good run.
     

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    Somebody is getting fired for that one.
     
  28. Joel Gustafson Mar 8, 2021
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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