Absurdist Twitter • Page 484

I want one.

 

wow yeah that really does not answer "WHY?"

 

Omg I’m crying, that video got better and better

 

Hilarious bit but I actually fear for the man!

 

Last one is so good especially when she referenced Poughkeepsie.

 

Kylie Brakeman is a treasure

 

I do want to go to Poughkeepsie

mostly just for a sandwich from Rossi's

 

The cuties one has been my life for the last month. I keep buying them even though I can never get to them fast enough.

 

I have a confession. I don’t think the videos like Kylie Brakeman are funny.

 

Her best are when she is shitting on the Dems ineptitude for sure

 

It’d probably be tough for me to sit through, like, a compilation of her videos since that style/ format can feel old quickly. She always has at least a couple lines in each that I think are really clever & make me chuckle, though.

 

I was surprised she said “what if I find out I’m a balloon” instead of “what if I find out I’m made of cake” since there was that big cake phase for awhile last year

 

In the words of Strongbad: “That's not scary. That's... promising.”

 

check out the whole thread on the nyc apt one. blackburn one felt more at-home here than in genpol imo haha