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Absurdist Twitter • Page 467

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. CarpetElf

    i cant close my ass Prestigious



     
  2. maldoror

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  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum





     
  4. incognitojones

    Look at this guy Supporter

     
  5. imthesheriff

    Here I Am. So Glad You Are. Supporter

     
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  6. David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

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  7. the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

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  8. David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
  9. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
  10. DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(^∇^ Supporter



     
  11. Marx&Recreation

    Trusted

  12. Grapevine_Twine

    It's a Chunky! Supporter




    This account is pretty great
     
  13. Anthony_Soprano

    King Midas In Reverse

    Yeah it quickly became a favorite for me as well.
     
  14. marsupial jones

    it's almost Reese's Egg season

    I just spent like an hour reading through that account lmao so good
     
  15. Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    It’s a good one
     
  16. justin.

    Trusted Supporter

    I’m pretty sure some of those screenshots are from my conversations.
     
  17. imthesheriff

    Here I Am. So Glad You Are. Supporter

    I’ve definitely send the screenshots or messages to the wrong person on skype/teams at work.
     
  18. trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Supporter

    One time at an old job I fed my boss a lie about why I needed the day off, but she wouldn’t give it to me because we’d have been understaffed, and I accidentally texted her something like “fuck, I have to go to work tomorrow. Booooo :verysad:“ when I meant to text it to my girlfriend.

    Luckily she was pretty cool and just thought it was funny
     
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  19. the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
  20. Serh

    @TiredOfSeth Prestigious

     
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  21. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum





     
  23. aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    The square hole is incredible.
     
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  24. trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Supporter

    I saw it coming from a mile away and her devastated reactions still killed me lol
     
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  25. chewbacca110

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