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Absurdist Twitter • Page 467

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. CarpetElf Dec 31, 2020
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    douglas Prestigious



     
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  2. maldoror Dec 31, 2020
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    #1 Mudsdale fan

     
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  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 1, 2021
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  4. incognitojones Jan 1, 2021
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    Some Freak Supporter

     
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  6. imthegrimace Jan 1, 2021
    imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

     
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  7. David87 Jan 1, 2021
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  8. the rural juror Jan 2, 2021
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

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  9. David87 Jan 2, 2021
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  10. Joel Gustafson Jan 2, 2021
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  11. DandonTRJ Jan 2, 2021
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    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter



     
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  12. Marx&Recreation Jan 2, 2021
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    Trusted

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  13. Grapevine_Twine Jan 3, 2021
    Grapevine_Twine

    It's a Chunky! Supporter




    This account is pretty great
     
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  15. -deleted- Jan 3, 2021
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    Yeah it quickly became a favorite for me as well.
     
  16. marsupial jones Jan 3, 2021
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    I just spent like an hour reading through that account lmao so good
     
  17. Cameron Jan 3, 2021
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    It’s a good one
     
  18. justin. Jan 3, 2021
    justin.

    請叫我賴總統 Supporter

    I’m pretty sure some of those screenshots are from my conversations.
     
  19. imthegrimace Jan 3, 2021
    imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    I’ve definitely send the screenshots or messages to the wrong person on skype/teams at work.
     
  20. trevorshmevor Jan 3, 2021
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    One time at an old job I fed my boss a lie about why I needed the day off, but she wouldn’t give it to me because we’d have been understaffed, and I accidentally texted her something like “fuck, I have to go to work tomorrow. Booooo :verysad:“ when I meant to text it to my girlfriend.

    Luckily she was pretty cool and just thought it was funny
     
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  21. the rural juror Jan 3, 2021
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
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  24. Joel Gustafson Jan 4, 2021
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  25. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 4, 2021
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  26. aoftbsten Jan 4, 2021
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    The square hole is incredible.
     
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  27. trevorshmevor Jan 4, 2021
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    I saw it coming from a mile away and her devastated reactions still killed me lol
     
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  28. chewbacca110 Jan 4, 2021
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.

     
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