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Absurdist Twitter • Page 455

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. marsupial jones Nov 9, 2020
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    I have so many questions that I really don’t want answers to.
     
  2. [removed] Nov 9, 2020
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    Disgusting
     
  3. the rural juror Nov 9, 2020
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

    Conner is the fucking best
     
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  4. Joel Gustafson Nov 9, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  6. aoftbsten Nov 10, 2020
    aoftbsten

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    I was going to tweet out this joke, but then I quickly saw that everyone else on twitter already made it
     
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  7. trevorshmevor Nov 10, 2020
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    Had the exact same experience seeing it just 40 minutes after it was posted, haha. Everybody was immediately on it
     
  8. chewbacca110 Nov 10, 2020
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.

     
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 11, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  10. incognitojones Nov 11, 2020
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  11. Joel Gustafson Nov 11, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  12. David87 Nov 11, 2020
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    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  13. justin. Nov 12, 2020
    justin.

    請叫我賴總統 Supporter

    Idk why that made me laugh. It just seems so silly.
     
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  15. chewbacca110 Nov 12, 2020
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.

    Not exactly “absurdist Twitter” but I feel like this thread would appreciate this compilation.

     
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  16. the rural juror Nov 12, 2020
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

    Unintentionally absurd posts are the best posts. The replies are gold.
     
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  17. DaydreamNation Nov 12, 2020
    DaydreamNation

    boat saw god Supporter

    lmao yeah cops come off looking fucking great in that film, this is hilarious
     
  18. marsupial jones Nov 12, 2020
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    I have thought it this video at least once an hour every hour since I first saw it a few days ago. It makes me laugh for so many inexplicable reasons. I was just at the store buying chips and dip and sure enough, thought of this and started chuckling to myself in the aisle.
     
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  19. neo506 Nov 12, 2020
    neo506

    2001-2022 Prestigious

     
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  20. jkauf Nov 12, 2020
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    Prestigious Supporter

     
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  21. KingofSpain Nov 12, 2020
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious




     
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  22. Joel Gustafson Nov 12, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  24. Marx&Recreation Nov 12, 2020
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  25. Marx&Recreation Nov 12, 2020
    Marx&Recreation

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    They never explicitly point it out but this is the reason Mr. Burns answers the phone that way
     
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  26. Philll Nov 12, 2020
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    You best me to it, the writers confirm this on the dvd commentary.
     
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  27. DandonTRJ Nov 13, 2020
    (Last edited: Nov 13, 2020)
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    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter





     
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  28. imthegrimace Nov 13, 2020
    imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter



     
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