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Absurdist Twitter • Page 455

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. marsupial jones

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    I have so many questions that I really don’t want answers to.
     
  2. Kyle Max

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    Disgusting
     
  3. the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

    Conner is the fucking best
     
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  4. Joel Gustafson

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  5. aoftbsten

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    I was going to tweet out this joke, but then I quickly saw that everyone else on twitter already made it
     
  6. trevorshmevor

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    Had the exact same experience seeing it just 40 minutes after it was posted, haha. Everybody was immediately on it
     
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  10. Joel Gustafson

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  11. David87

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  12. justin.

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    Idk why that made me laugh. It just seems so silly.
     
  13. chewbacca110

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    Not exactly “absurdist Twitter” but I feel like this thread would appreciate this compilation.

     
  14. the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

    Unintentionally absurd posts are the best posts. The replies are gold.

     
  15. DaydreamNation

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    lmao yeah cops come off looking fucking great in that film, this is hilarious
     
  16. marsupial jones

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    I have thought it this video at least once an hour every hour since I first saw it a few days ago. It makes me laugh for so many inexplicable reasons. I was just at the store buying chips and dip and sure enough, thought of this and started chuckling to myself in the aisle.
     
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  17. neo506

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  19. KingofSpain

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  20. Joel Gustafson

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  22. Marx&Recreation

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    They never explicitly point it out but this is the reason Mr. Burns answers the phone that way

     
  23. Philll

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    You best me to it, the writers confirm this on the dvd commentary.
     
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  25. imthesheriff

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