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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. Zoshchenko Jul 28, 2016
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  2. Wharf Rat Jul 28, 2016
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    I don't like @Aaron Mook tweets about forced to sit through American beauty. American beauty is a pleasant and delightful Americana classic that everyone loves. Fcuk u
     
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  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 28, 2016
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    Kevin Spacey is insufferable in American Beauty but Thora Birch and Wes Bentley are great and deserve bigger careers
     
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  4. Wharf Rat Jul 28, 2016
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    I don't think that American Beauty is 42 minutes.
     
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  5. PepsiOne Jul 28, 2016
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    Either way American Beauty is a very bad movie
     
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  6. ReginaPhilange Jul 28, 2016
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    Saw that movie for the first time a month ago. not sure why it's so popular
     
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  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 28, 2016
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    back on topic
     
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  8. sophos34 Jul 28, 2016
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  9. aranea Jul 28, 2016
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    Weird exactly how I felt after I watched it. Made me uncomfortable and was like "why do people like this.."
     
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  10. supernovagirl Jul 28, 2016
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    Poetic and noble land mermaid

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  11. Garrett Jul 28, 2016
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    I'm pretty sure I burned calories just watching that.
     
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  12. tdlyon Jul 28, 2016
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    Lol at the Budd Dwyer tweet


    Also where the hell did this Arthur meme come from? I woke up this morning and they were everywhere, it's like it literally sprouted up overnight
     
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  14. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 28, 2016
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  15. Aaron Mook Jul 28, 2016
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    no 1 is safe from my killer punchlines

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  16. supernovagirl Jul 28, 2016
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    Poetic and noble land mermaid

  17. Drewski Jul 29, 2016
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 29, 2016
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  19. aoftbsten Jul 29, 2016
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    The dance dance revolution tweet is unreal. How is that even possible?
     
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 29, 2016
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  21. gonz (Alex) Jul 30, 2016
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    RIP the spamster
     
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  23. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 30, 2016
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  24. tdlyon Jul 30, 2016
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    I feel like Harambe jokes have kind of jumped the shark now that like the Worldstar Funny accounts are posting about it
     
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  25. KingofSpain Jul 30, 2016
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    I'm on a ten-day grad school residency and have been genuinely worried I'd miss some Twitter gold. This thread is truly a lifesaver.
     
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