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Absurdist Twitter • Page 422

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Anthony_Soprano

    King Midas In Reverse







     
  2. EASheartsVinyl

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    Oh my god that Roger Federer one.
     
  3. ChaseTx

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  4. Marx&Recreation

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  5. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 25, 2020
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    iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    This was definitely an episode of Parks & Rec.

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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  7. ChaseTx

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    "devil's law" guy is amazing
     
  8. MyBestFiend

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  9. Philll

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    Lol jeez the snowboard one
     
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  10. Joel Gustafson

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  11. supernovagirl

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    That last one is funny but I feel like this is true across lots of industries haha. Hairdressers always get scissors etc. and if accountants were the kind of people to get tattoos....they’d totally get a calculator
     
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  12. ChaseTx

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  13. the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
  14. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  15. Joel Gustafson

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  16. Anthony_Soprano

    King Midas In Reverse





     
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  18. Joel Gustafson

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  19. marsupial jones

    if i don't like your avatar i don't like you

    :crylaugh:

    in a previous work life we had a section of the building that had set ups like these for tractors, toilets, sinks, shopping carts, etc. and each product was in its own room with bright ass directional ceiling lights aimed at them while the rest of the room was dark. Entire area was like a mile away from offices so it was dead quiet. Was very eerie walking through there. Glad i don’t work there anymore because after seeing this tweet I wouldn’t want to walk through those rooms filled with judgment
     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  23. chewbacca110

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    This one gets its own post.

     
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  25. chewbacca110

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    The replies to this one have me crying in bed. Holy shit.
     
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