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Absurdist Twitter • Page 422

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Anthony_Soprano Jun 25, 2020
    Anthony_Soprano

    King Midas In Reverse







     
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  2. EASheartsVinyl Jun 25, 2020
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    Oh my god that Roger Federer one.
     
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  3. ChaseTx Jun 25, 2020
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    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious



     
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  4. Marx&Recreation Jun 25, 2020
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 25, 2020
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    iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    This was definitely an episode of Parks & Rec.

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  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 25, 2020
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    I want your stupid love Supporter





     
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  8. ChaseTx Jun 26, 2020 at 6:56 AM
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    "devil's law" guy is amazing
     
  9. MyBestFiend Jun 26, 2020 at 7:15 AM
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  10. Philll Jun 26, 2020 at 8:52 AM
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    Lol jeez the snowboard one
     
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  11. Joel Gustafson Jun 27, 2020 at 6:46 AM
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    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  12. supernovagirl Jun 27, 2020 at 8:53 AM
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    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    That last one is funny but I feel like this is true across lots of industries haha. Hairdressers always get scissors etc. and if accountants were the kind of people to get tattoos....they’d totally get a calculator
     
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  13. ChaseTx Jun 27, 2020 at 10:26 AM
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  15. the rural juror Jun 27, 2020 at 12:26 PM
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    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 27, 2020 at 1:22 PM
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I want your stupid love Supporter





     
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  17. Joel Gustafson Jun 27, 2020 at 7:45 PM
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    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  18. Anthony_Soprano Jun 27, 2020 at 9:52 PM
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    King Midas In Reverse





     
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  19. jkauf Jun 28, 2020 at 2:09 AM
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  20. Joel Gustafson Jun 28, 2020 at 12:06 PM
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    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  21. marsupial jones Jun 28, 2020 at 8:34 PM
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    if i don't like your avatar i don't like you

    :crylaugh:

    in a previous work life we had a section of the building that had set ups like these for tractors, toilets, sinks, shopping carts, etc. and each product was in its own room with bright ass directional ceiling lights aimed at them while the rest of the room was dark. Entire area was like a mile away from offices so it was dead quiet. Was very eerie walking through there. Glad i don’t work there anymore because after seeing this tweet I wouldn’t want to walk through those rooms filled with judgment
     
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  22. incognitojones Jun 29, 2020 at 6:33 AM
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  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 29, 2020 at 11:50 AM
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    I want your stupid love Supporter





     
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  25. Steve_JustAGuy Jun 29, 2020 at 1:57 PM
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  26. chewbacca110 Jun 29, 2020 at 8:49 PM
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    This one gets its own post.

     
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  27. Marx&Recreation Jun 29, 2020 at 9:04 PM
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  28. chewbacca110 Jun 29, 2020 at 9:32 PM
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    The replies to this one have me crying in bed. Holy shit.
     
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