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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. holy shit I’m in tears at that last one
     
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  2. trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Supporter

    The little signs he put up destroyed me
     
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  3. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

     
  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I want your stupid love Supporter





     
  5. Marx&Recreation

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  6. Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

     
  7. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

     
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  8. Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    Lolllllll
     
  9. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  10. jpmalone4

    Stay Lucky Supporter

    Wow that house listing one is like something straight out of animal crossing lol
     




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  12. David87

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    So do the tweets have to be funny or can they hurt like a thousand punches to the gut?

     
  13. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    I saw that one earlier today and couldn’t bring myself to post here
     
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  15. Philll

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  16. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    This one is pure darkness

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  17. Marx&Recreation

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    On that note, everyone should listen to Oh Hello: The P’dcast where George and Gil finally get to the bottom of Diana’s murder
     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I want your stupid love Supporter





     
  19. jkauf

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    Dear god

     
  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I want your stupid love Supporter





     
  21. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious









     
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  22. Yellowcard2006

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    Some day I wish to be heir to a bounce house fortune.

    Unsure about the Uber masturbation charge.
     
  23. EASheartsVinyl

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    That sounds like the description of someone Kimmy Schmidt would date.
     
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  24. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  25. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter