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Absurdist Twitter • Page 410

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. mad May 17, 2020
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    holy shit I’m in tears at that last one
     
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  2. trevorshmevor May 17, 2020
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    The little signs he put up destroyed me
     
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  3. DickyCullz May 17, 2020
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 18, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  6. Marx&Recreation May 18, 2020
    Marx&Recreation

    Trusted

     
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  7. Anthony Brooks May 18, 2020
    Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

     
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  8. DickyCullz May 18, 2020
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  9. Cameron May 18, 2020
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    Lolllllll
     
  10. Joel Gustafson May 19, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  11. jpmalone4 May 19, 2020
    jpmalone4

    Stay Lucky Supporter

    Wow that house listing one is like something straight out of animal crossing lol
     
  12. Joe May 19, 2020
    Joe

    jophobot Supporter





     
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  13. David87 May 19, 2020
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

    So do the tweets have to be funny or can they hurt like a thousand punches to the gut?
     
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  15. DickyCullz May 19, 2020
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    I saw that one earlier today and couldn’t bring myself to post here
     
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  16. chewbacca110 May 19, 2020
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.







     
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  17. Philll May 20, 2020
    Philll

    Trusted

     
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  18. DickyCullz May 20, 2020
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    This one is pure darkness

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  19. Marx&Recreation May 20, 2020
    Marx&Recreation

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    On that note, everyone should listen to Oh Hello: The P’dcast where George and Gil finally get to the bottom of Diana’s murder
     
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 20, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  21. jkauf May 21, 2020
    jkauf

    Prestigious Supporter

    Dear god

     
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  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 21, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  24. ChaseTx May 21, 2020
    ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious









     
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  25. Yellowcard2006 May 21, 2020
    Yellowcard2006

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    Some day I wish to be heir to a bounce house fortune.

    Unsure about the Uber masturbation charge.
     
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  26. EASheartsVinyl May 21, 2020
    EASheartsVinyl

    Prestigious Prestigious

    That sounds like the description of someone Kimmy Schmidt would date.
     
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  27. Joel Gustafson May 22, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  28. Joel Gustafson May 23, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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