Absurdist Twitter • Page 4

what's yer handle I wanna follow you, you beaut

 

i dont tweet, just have an egg account for baseball and a little of this stuff

 

you real.

 

Than you for the timely response, egg.

 

One time I went on a Twitter rant about how I felt like I was one with the meerkats and @cshadows2887 texted me saying "Looks like Weird Twitter got to you"

 

One of us...one of us...

 

I want to make a twitter now solely for this.

 

It was late at night and I just went off for probably 6 or 7 tweets and then a few days later I was like "I can't believe no one was concerned about me saying I only feel close to meerkat at 2 AM on a Tuesday night" and every reply was "Pretty normal for you tbh"

 

One of my friends went on a tweet spree because of a time she put...fecal matter...in her purse. Very long story. But the moral is the meerkat connection is pretty relatively normal in the end.

 

I 100% heard about that situation but I don't think I read the chain

 

It is...well, it is everything you'd expect it to be

Just googled and apparently it got on MTVs website This Girl's Crappy Story Will Make You Never Want To Poop On A Date Again

 

these are incredible.

 

He's my idol, no exaggeration. He's everything I'd ever want to be in comedy.

 

If stories count, there's always Zola

 

lol definitely saw someone RT at least some of that

 

Well you are a meerkat

 

It's my Chorus username so it has to be true

 

HM

 

I've made it!

 

Omg I can't believe you know that legend

 

Go follow me @JRGComedy, I post funny shit sometimes

 

She is such a delightful soul and I'm so happy for her newfound internet fame.

Oh my god these are amazing and I only follow 1 of them (WyanRilson). Thank you so much for posting these.

 

@Slangster omg that last one is everything I'm crine