Absurdist Twitter • Page 36

wrekt

i would like to formally motion that everyone should be allowed one self-promotion post a day, because who else will i share my harambe puns with if not all of you

 

I followed you on twitter, I appreciate Harambe puns from anyone.

 

i appreciate you and i hope you have a great harambday

you can go ahead and unfollow me now

 

I really do not get why there are so many Harambe memes?!?!?!

 

Because 2016 is a year of tragedy and despair and we needed a folk hero to distract us from the world crumbling in front of us.

 

For fuck's sake

 

he'll be so mad when he learns that Harambe was a feminist

 

Does this mean he himself is out

 

Dicks out for limited self promotion

 

I'm still technically part of weird Twitter even though I'm inactive as hell and unfunny now

 

took me a second to get that you were calling him a dick and this wasn't about him being gay

 

I've probably said this a million times but I wish I were funny.

 

That's how you get pink eye.

 

Is he? That's surprising

Not that it makes him any less terrible

 

yeah he uses it to justify his bigotry and he's on something called the dangerous f word tour
Breitbart Columnist Milo Yiannopoulos: "I Went Gay So I Didn't Have To Deal With Nutty Broads" - Joe.My.God.

 

I really thing he is a psycho or socio path.

 

well he and Jared Leto do have the same hair

 

had no idea who milo yiannopoulous was, just read that he offers a scholarship exclusively to white people. what the actual fuck

 

He might be the most delusional person I've ever seen.