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Absurdist Twitter • Page 324

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 7, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I want your stupid love Supporter





     
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  2. Owlex Aug 7, 2019
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    free snewt Prestigious

     
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  3. Joe Aug 7, 2019
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    @josephh513 Supporter

     
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  4. Joel Gustafson Aug 7, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  6. David87 Aug 8, 2019
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  8. jkauf Aug 8, 2019
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    Trusted Supporter

     
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  9. Steve_JustAGuy Aug 9, 2019
    Steve_JustAGuy

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  10. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 9, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I want your stupid love Supporter





     
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  11. Joe Aug 9, 2019
    Joe

    @josephh513 Supporter

     
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  12. Sean Murphy Aug 9, 2019
    Sean Murphy

    you had me at meat tornado Supporter

    Torched her ass
     
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  13. bones Aug 10, 2019
    bones

    #HEEL

     
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  15. mad Aug 10, 2019
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  16. chewbacca110 Aug 10, 2019
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  17. DandonTRJ Aug 10, 2019
    (Last edited: Aug 10, 2019)
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    Related: A friend just got engaged and my wife had to stop me from beginning my congratulatory Facebook comment with “As our good friend Jeffery reminds us, life is short.”
     
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  18. Joe Aug 10, 2019
    Joe

    @josephh513 Supporter






    A classic
     
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  19. Cameron Aug 10, 2019
    Cameron

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    All just 10/10 quality content holy
     
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  20. mad Aug 10, 2019
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    omg perfectly cut screams has some gems
     
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  21. KingofSpain Aug 10, 2019
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

     
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  22. Sean Murphy Aug 10, 2019
    Sean Murphy

    you had me at meat tornado Supporter

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    You just hate to see it
     
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  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 10, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I want your stupid love Supporter





     
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  25. Sean Murphy Aug 11, 2019
    Sean Murphy

    you had me at meat tornado Supporter

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  26. KingofSpain Aug 11, 2019
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious



    great thread
     
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  27. Joel Gustafson Aug 11, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  28. David87 Aug 12, 2019
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    Man I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds screams getting cut off hilarious
     
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