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Absurdist Twitter • Page 322

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Jason Tate Aug 2, 2019
    Jason Tate

    liner notes Staff Member

     
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  2. Joe Aug 2, 2019
    Joe

    jophobot Supporter

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  3. trevorshmevor Aug 2, 2019
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    Wow some of those replies with other experiences are crazy
     
  4. Zach Aug 2, 2019
    Zach

    Trusted Supporter

    Yeah I LOL’d at the cop who messaged whoever it was that texted his wife
     
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  6. PepsiOne Aug 2, 2019
    PepsiOne

    Formerly PepsiOne Supporter

    Lol where’s this
     
  7. mad Aug 2, 2019
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

     
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  8. Zach Aug 2, 2019
    (Last edited: Aug 2, 2019)
    Zach

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    It is that Raven user’s reply to their own post. Not sure why it isn’t starting there. You’ll have to click it
     
  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 2, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  10. Jason Tate Aug 2, 2019
    Jason Tate

    liner notes Staff Member

     
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  11. Sean Murphy Aug 2, 2019
    Sean Murphy

    Prestigious Supporter

    4D2CB372-59A7-4C12-A103-223A7DCAF697.jpeg
     
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  12. Joel Gustafson Aug 3, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  13. Garrett Aug 3, 2019
    Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    I would adore a music festival called The Cake Carnival where the band Cake is never mentioned once
     
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  15. aoftbsten Aug 3, 2019
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    I just got number neighbored lol
     
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  16. mad Aug 3, 2019
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    but how did you respond?
     
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  17. aoftbsten Aug 3, 2019
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    My number ends in 666 so I asked if they had accepted satan into their heart as their lord and savior.
     
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  18. Marx&Recreation Aug 3, 2019
    Marx&Recreation

    Trusted



     
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  19. DickyCullz Aug 3, 2019
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  20. coleslawed Aug 3, 2019
    coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    how do people have 200+ unread messages
     
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  21. Sean Murphy Aug 3, 2019
    Sean Murphy

    Prestigious Supporter

    when i have 6 app updates i get anxiety
     
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  22. tdlyon Aug 4, 2019
    tdlyon

    Most Dope Supporter

    Speaking from personal experience, usually group chats
     
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  24. DickyCullz Aug 4, 2019
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  25. chewbacca110 Aug 4, 2019
    chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.

     
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  26. gonz (Alex) Aug 4, 2019
    gonz (Alex)

    @learningcurveoh Prestigious

  27. David87 Aug 4, 2019
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  28. KingofSpain Aug 5, 2019
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious





     
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