Absurdist Twitter • Page 315

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

  2. aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

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  3. David87

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    omg that video of the dude picking up his sister from middle school:crylaugh:
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  4. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    "You're not God, my father.... or my boss."

    Weird retort.
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  6. DandonTRJ Jul 12, 2019
    (Last edited: Jul 13, 2019)

    ~~~ヾ(^∇^ Supporter

  7. jkauf

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  8. Garrett L.

    Moderator Moderator

    I’m kinda upset they missed the slam dunk opportunity for a Haymitch joke here
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  9. neo506

    Easy Tiger Prestigious

    He was a little more than just drunk

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  10. coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    he’s just a man with very very dry lips who loves to watch tennis
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  11. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

  12. Sean Murphy

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  13. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

  14. jorbjorb


  15. Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    I don’t get the Area 51 memes
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  16. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I'm a mouse duh Supporter

  18. bones


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  19. David87

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  20. incognitojones

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  21. Wow
  22. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

    I watched the Beat Shazam clip and I SCREAMED
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  23. Marx&Recreation


    The final song that he guessed just makes it a million times worse jesus fucking christ
  25. Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    Whatttt?! @ the obituary at the ending of the Shazam vid
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