Absurdist Twitter • Page 315

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. the rural juror Jul 11, 2019
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
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  2. aoftbsten Jul 11, 2019
    aoftbsten

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  3. David87 Jul 11, 2019
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    omg that video of the dude picking up his sister from middle school:crylaugh:
     
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  4. MrCon Jul 12, 2019
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    "You're not God, my father.... or my boss."

    Weird retort.
     
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  6. David87 Jul 12, 2019
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  7. DandonTRJ Jul 12, 2019
    (Last edited: Jul 13, 2019)
    DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter





     
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  8. jkauf Jul 13, 2019
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  9. Garrett L. Jul 13, 2019
    Garrett L.

    Moderator Moderator

    I’m kinda upset they missed the slam dunk opportunity for a Haymitch joke here
     
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  10. neo506 Jul 13, 2019
    neo506

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    He was a little more than just drunk


    [​IMG]
     
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  11. coleslawed Jul 13, 2019
    coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    he’s just a man with very very dry lips who loves to watch tennis
     
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  12. DickyCullz Jul 14, 2019
    DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

     
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  13. Sean Murphy Jul 14, 2019
    Sean Murphy

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  15. CobraKidJon Jul 15, 2019
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

     
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  16. jorbjorb Jul 15, 2019
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  17. Cameron Jul 15, 2019
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    I don’t get the Area 51 memes
     
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  18. Joel Gustafson Jul 15, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 15, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I'm a mouse duh Supporter





     
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  20. bones Jul 15, 2019
    bones

    #HEEL

     
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  21. David87 Jul 15, 2019
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  22. incognitojones Jul 15, 2019
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  24. Joe Jul 15, 2019
    Joe

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    Wow
     
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  25. Joel Gustafson Jul 15, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

    I watched the Beat Shazam clip and I SCREAMED
     
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  26. Marx&Recreation Jul 15, 2019
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    The final song that he guessed just makes it a million times worse jesus fucking christ
     
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  27. Jason Tate Jul 15, 2019
    Jason Tate

    newsletter: the wedding edition Staff Member

     
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  28. Cameron Jul 15, 2019
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    Whatttt?! @ the obituary at the ending of the Shazam vid
     
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