Absurdist Twitter • Page 315

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Kyle Max

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    Shocked this didn’t make it here yet.
     
  2. jkauf

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  3. jkauf

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    Not sure how one recovers from buzz lightyear TBH but holy lol
     
  4. Marx&Recreation

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    What I love about this is I really doubt that little girl is able to even read, let alone cursive, so for her to have that reaction her parents definitely had to tell her lol
     
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  5. the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
  6. aoftbsten

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  7. David87

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    omg that video of the dude picking up his sister from middle school:crylaugh:
     
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  8. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    "You're not God, my father.... or my boss."

    Weird retort.
     
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  10. DandonTRJ Jul 12, 2019
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  11. jkauf

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  12. Garrett L.

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    I’m kinda upset they missed the slam dunk opportunity for a Haymitch joke here
     
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  13. neo506

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    He was a little more than just drunk


    [​IMG]
     
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  14. coleslawed

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    he’s just a man with very very dry lips who loves to watch tennis
     
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  15. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

     
  16. Sean Murphy

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  17. CobraKidJon

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  18. jorbjorb

    I'm so much cooler online

     
  19. Cameron

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    I don’t get the Area 51 memes
     
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  20. Joel Gustafson

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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  22. bones

    #HEEL

     
  23. David87

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