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Absurdist Twitter • Page 309

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious





     
  2. aoftbsten

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    The fuck is going on in that Hulk Hogan tweet?
     
  3. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    He seems to be pontificating on the means of consuming a beverage.

    Or all those blows to the head have really taken their toll...
     
  4. KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

    out of the can and into the man
     
  5. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
  6. Slangster

    Won "Best Hog" at the Hog Shit Snarfing Contest Supporter

     
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  7. DandonTRJ

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    Also, Zack’s at it again.

     
  8. jkauf

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  9. jkauf

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  10. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    England has the best place names

     
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  12. Philll

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    Slutshole Lane is walking distance from my old High School. Was always interested in how it got it's name.
     
  13. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    Apparently it was a spelling mistake made by the Victorians. Originally meant to be SLUTCH Hole Lane
     
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  14. Philll

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    Well that's what I assumed...



    (What's a slutch?)
     
  15. Marx&Recreation

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  16. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    A northern word for mud. Who knew? Every days a school day
     
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  17. DandonTRJ

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  18. Marx&Recreation

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  19. jkauf

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    That production crew one is adorable.
     
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
  21. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    When you’ve seen the show hundreds of times in painstaking detail I’m not surprised. I’ve definitely jammed out at front of house with the crew
     
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  22. incognitojones

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  24. DandonTRJ Jun 22, 2019
    (Last edited: Jun 22, 2019)
    DandonTRJ

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    So this is kind of a weird thing to post but my wife and I usually end each day by sharing our best new Twitter finds, and this thread has consistently been my best source of content. We just spent the last three days in the ICU with our 15-month-old because life sucks sometimes, and the tweets here got us through some genuinely terrifying (like, literal life-or-death) moments, so a big thank you to all the contributors who brought much-needed mirth into a very dark period of our lives. I say this with literal tears in my eyes. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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  25. Owlex

    free snewt Prestigious


     
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