Absurdist Twitter • Page 3

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. PandaBear!

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    Lol, great thread - wish I knew how to post the pics of tweets like that!

    @ceejoyner has a couple good ones that I'll have to type out lol

    "Worst part about trying to ruin my ex's wedding/accidentally doing the tablecloth trick was her husband asking "is that magician crying?"

    "falsifying results from 3 years of orca speech research to cover up their brutal riffing on my haircut and jeans"

    "Guy in a tux is asking me to stop spin kicking this tree branch. No. You can rent the gazebo for weddings it doesn't get you the whole park" :crylaugh:
     
  2. Fucking Dustin

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    If you post the link to the tweet it'll auto-embed it!
     
  3. PandaBear!

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  4. MrRobot

    Twitter/IG: @scott325

    This is my favorite dril tweet, and honestly maybe my favorite tweet ever.

     
  5. Fucking Dustin

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    I'm partial to his "rest in peace" tweet
     
  6. Slangster

    Won "Best Hog" at the Hog Shit Snarfing Contest Supporter

    How do people here feel about Jomny Sun? I like him mostly but I've seen a few other people on Twitter not share that opinion.
     
  7. Fucking Dustin

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    I love him. He's a genius and he has some misses but overall has been amazingly consistent. His kindness his character portrays is genuine too, one of the nicest people ever. My guess is people dislike him for the misspellings or for him moving from humor to a bit more philosophical but that's the entire charm for me and I love the growth.
     
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  8. Jacob Tender

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    I like Jomny Sun.
     
  9. Wharf Rat

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    Jomny was my first exposure to all this so I have a soft spot I guess but yeah I love him
     
  10. Slangster

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    One of my favorite tweets ever is this Jomny one, I don't understand how it got such little engagement (relatively).

     
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  11. Fucking Dustin

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    Tormny Pickeals was my first


     
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  12. Drewski

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    Love this thread, love weird Twitter. @boring_as_heck is probably my favorite, but there's a ton to go around.

     
  13. Jacob Tender

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  14. Fucking Dustin

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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    not sure if this belongs here but new favorite tweet

     
  16. Wharf Rat

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  17. Drewski

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    The retweet storm from @trillballins that revealed CBS Sports' NCAA guy Jon Rothestein was tweeting the same contrived quote ("College basketball. Where the unexpected becomes the ordinary") OVER AND OVER AND OVER, maybe even hundreds of times, is one of my favorite things that has happened on Twitter pretty much ever. And then Rothstein tweeted that shit AGAIN after the national title game. Incredible.
     
  18. Wharf Rat

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    Other Trill favs that are deleted/i can't find include:

    *kanye pulls up to Grammys red carpet in a completely in tact Malaysian airlines flight MH370*

    and the entire "couple next to me on the plane is breaking up should i live tweet it" meme
     
  19. Fucking Dustin

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    I've never followed trillballins but I love this hahaha
     
  20. Fucking Dustin

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    Oh my god I remember the plane one hahaha.
     
  21. Wharf Rat

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  22. Wharf Rat

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    folks,
     
  23. My favorite from what I've seen is the "sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to remove it" tweet
     
  24. NotBruce

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    I don't use Twitter. This thread makes me regret that choice.
     
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  25. Jonathan

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