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Absurdist Twitter • Page 291

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. DandonTRJ Apr 20, 2019
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    If we lived in New Zealand, that incident alone would signal the end of trough urinals.

    Unrelated: someone clearly sold Vincent D’Onofrio edibles and didn’t give him any instructions.
     
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  2. KingofSpain Apr 20, 2019
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    you can be your own dad Prestigious




     
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  3. David87 Apr 20, 2019
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    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  4. DandonTRJ Apr 20, 2019
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    Me being an asshole on a slow workday.
     
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  6. DickyCullz Apr 20, 2019
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    I create content for some of your favorite artists



    Thread
     
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  7. CobraKidJon Apr 20, 2019
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    Fun must be always. Prestigious

     
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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 20, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I will not tolerate this Jennette McCurdy erasure
     
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  9. mad Apr 21, 2019
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    I was right. Prestigious

     
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  10. Joel Gustafson Apr 21, 2019
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  11. incognitojones Apr 21, 2019
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  12. Drewski Apr 21, 2019
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    Maybe so, maybe not.

    Jesus the Carrie & Lowell tweet...
     
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  13. ugman_2000 Apr 22, 2019
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    Trusted Prestigious

     
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  15. incognitojones Apr 22, 2019
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  16. Joel Gustafson Apr 22, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

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  17. Joel Gustafson Apr 22, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  18. CobraKidJon Apr 22, 2019
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    Fun must be always. Prestigious



    This ain’t absurd but still a blessed day
     
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  20. Drewski Apr 22, 2019
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  21. Drewski Apr 22, 2019
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  22. Drewski Apr 22, 2019
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  24. Drewski Apr 22, 2019
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  25. Drewski Apr 22, 2019
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  26. incognitojones Apr 23, 2019
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    is there a cursed images thread or
     
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  27. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 23, 2019
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  28. Cameron Apr 23, 2019
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    The closing shift vs opening shift one I feel attacked
     
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