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Absurdist Twitter • Page 290

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Steve_JustAGuy Apr 17, 2019
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  2. Joel Gustafson Apr 18, 2019
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  9. Joel Gustafson Apr 18, 2019
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  10. Drewski Apr 19, 2019
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 19, 2019
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  15. aliens exist Apr 19, 2019
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    pure on main

     
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  16. tomtom94 Apr 19, 2019
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  17. Anthony Brooks Apr 19, 2019
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    Bernie and nycguidovoice mashup is perfection
     
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  18. Sean Murphy Apr 19, 2019
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    Love to stay out of this thread until i have like 8 unread pages then i have one of the best half hours ever
     
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  19. DandonTRJ Apr 20, 2019
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  20. BlueEyesBrewing Apr 20, 2019
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    This guy has never peed in a trough style urinal before
     
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  21. incognitojones Apr 20, 2019
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  22. Joel Gustafson Apr 20, 2019
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  26. DandonTRJ Apr 20, 2019
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    Yeah I had one in my high school and try really hard not to think about it.
     
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  27. Philll Apr 20, 2019
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    We had them in our junior school, and one kid peed on my friend's head when they were stood next to each other. Just a perfect parabola into his hair.
     
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  28. Anthony Brooks Apr 20, 2019
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    MLB family guy tweet is gold