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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. K0ta

    when i feel it, then i feel it too much. Supporter

    Ken, ChaseTx, Joel Gustafson and 2 others like this.
  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

  3. chewbacca110

    Beer/horror podcast - listen everywhere

    OMG that Lolita one is killer.
    supernovagirl likes this.
  4. he deleted it but holy lol
    SlappinCups, supernovagirl and Ken like this.
  5. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious

  6. incognitojones

    www.notlovely.com Supporter

  7. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious

  8. DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(^∇^ Supporter

  9. coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    the world is alright
    aoftbsten likes this.
  10. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

  11. ImAMetaphor

    so much I think Prestigious

  12. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

  13. not a tweet but
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  14. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    neo506, Ken, ECV and 7 others like this.
  15. DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(^∇^ Supporter

  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

  17. Marx&Recreation


    Hot take: the new trend of adding “Nobody: _____” before making the actual joke doesn’t add anything to the joke. Just say the thing
    jols, tdlyon, incognitojones and 2 others like this.
  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    Nobody ____
    Marx&Recreation- the joke format that brings some semblance of order or joy in this shitty world is bad and you should feel bad
    K0ta, Ken, Cameron and 11 others like this.
  19. Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

    I’ve had the same thought. It feels unnecessary half the time
    Marx&Recreation likes this.
  20. Marx&Recreation


    The thing is that it isn't even a joke format tho
  21. Marx&Recreation



    mad and coleslawed like this.
  22. trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Supporter

    I get the meme but “nobody says nothing” being a double negative, and as a result meaning exactly the opposite of what it’s supposed to mean, fucks with me
    coleslawed and Marx&Recreation like this.
  23. aliens exist

    sometimes my arms bend back

  24. the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

    It implies how attention-hungry or prone to oversharing some people are, which might be a key factor in the joke depending on the subject.

    I agree that in some cases it doesn't make sense, like that cat one further up the page, but it's not like it's completely nonsensical.
  25. aliens exist

    sometimes my arms bend back

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