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Absurdist Twitter • Page 267

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Joel Gustafson Feb 8, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 8, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious





     
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  3. incognitojones Feb 8, 2019
    incognitojones

    www.notlovely.com Supporter









     
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  5. Wharf Rat Feb 9, 2019
    Wharf Rat

    I could arm a town the size of Abilene Prestigious

     
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 9, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious





     
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  7. Wharf Rat Feb 9, 2019
    Wharf Rat

    I could arm a town the size of Abilene Prestigious

     
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  8. DandonTRJ Feb 10, 2019
    DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter





     
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  9. Joel Gustafson Feb 10, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  10. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 10, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious





     
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  11. Joel Gustafson Feb 11, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter

     
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  12. David87 Feb 11, 2019
    David87

    Trusted Prestigious

     
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  13. Drewski Feb 11, 2019
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  14. David87 Feb 11, 2019
    David87

    Trusted Prestigious

     
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  15. Jason Tate Feb 11, 2019
    Jason Tate

    New merch: chorus.fm/shop Staff Member

     
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  16. Drewski Feb 12, 2019
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  17. aoftbsten Feb 12, 2019
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Prestigious

    This made me laugh too much
     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 12, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious





     
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  19. DandonTRJ Feb 12, 2019
    DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter

    Not really an absurdist tweet but still required viewing.
     
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  20. bones Feb 13, 2019
    bones

    #HEEL

    I went on a date with a Jolene once
     
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  21. incognitojones Feb 13, 2019
    incognitojones

    www.notlovely.com Supporter

    We’re you someone else’s man and Jolene took you
     
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  22. Joel Gustafson Feb 13, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains Supporter



    RIP 69
     
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  23. aoftbsten Feb 13, 2019
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Prestigious

    boooooo
     
  24. SlappinCups Feb 13, 2019
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist

    fuck!
     
  25. DickyCullz Feb 13, 2019
    DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    We had a good run
     
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  26. mad Feb 13, 2019
    mad

    ~ Supporter

     
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