Absurdist Twitter • Page 215

Speaking of stupid shit you can buy:

 

Holy shit it's 420 pages.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1724941682/?tag=absolutepunk-20

 

evidently that's fake :(

 

Darn.

 

Somehow this Washington Post column has been the most Absurdist Twitter thing I've read all day.

 

I feel that

 

This one just seems unnecessarily mean. Well done you, you tricked a stupid person. Probably the sort of person who is currently doing that towel trick to their dog.

 

Update

 

2 years for that garbage

 

“Says here on your resume you worked from 2016-2018 on researching if ‘men are horny’?”

 

It’s back to the printing presses boys the books are outdated

Rly though if you don’t have a PhD and do “social experiments” you’re actually just proving you’re a shithead.

 

I think my favorite riff on that “social experiment” fig leaf was the suggestion of videos with titles like “PRANK: FUCKING MY FRIEND IN THE ASS (SOCIAL EXPERIMENT) (NOT GAY).” Like, no no, we get it.

 

reminds me of an ad I saw once that said "save the cute animals!"