Absurdist Twitter • Page 208

DinkMagic came into my store today. He was nice as hell.

 

The Space Ghost thing is genius. That's perfection.

 

Every time I listen to Dirty Projectors

 

i just spit out water at my desk because of this oh my god

 

It's the ever so realistic boob that makes it for me.

 

that doughbvy dude has like 5 different accounts and he's the worse

 

why is this so amazing

 

Is that a stolen tweet? I try to avoid those whenever possible

 

yes that dude has a network of accounts that he uses with stolen tweets and retweets just them

 

I accept that the internet is fueled by exaggeration but I wouldn’t be upset if the suffix of “and honestly it was the [realest/saddest/everything] thing I’ve ever heard” went away for a while.