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Absurdist Twitter • Page 2

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Eric Apr 4, 2016
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  2. Dean Apr 5, 2016
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    Not that I lift weights often but I can't do it without thinking of "one last rep".
     
  3. Fucking Dustin Apr 5, 2016
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    Another great account is Tara Shoe, she's hilarious
     
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  4. AelNire Apr 5, 2016
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  6. Fucking Dustin Apr 5, 2016
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  7. mad Apr 5, 2016
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  8. Fucking Dustin Apr 5, 2016
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    They definitely all do and I love em all hahaha. The absurdist label is more semantics than anything to avoid calling it "weird Twitter" which is the common name for it
     
  9. Fucking Dustin Apr 5, 2016
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    Can't link it right now but tastefactory bassoon cop tweet is a classic
     
  10. mad Apr 5, 2016
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  11. Fucking Dustin Apr 5, 2016
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  12. Fucking Dustin Apr 5, 2016
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    Gonna plug a tiny amount of my own I am sorry
     
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  15. Fucking Dustin Apr 5, 2016
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    UtilityLimb is pure absurdist
     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 5, 2016
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    run away with me Platinum







     
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  17. mad Apr 5, 2016
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    lol that Wu Tang one is a classic
     
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  18. Timmiluvs Apr 5, 2016
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    I don't even follow these types of accounts, but damn, some of them put out some good shit lol
     
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  19. Threads Apr 5, 2016
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    Would that Nihilist Arby's account fit in here?

    Not sure who I found it through but someone retweered a post from it and I've been following since.
     
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  20. Slangster Apr 5, 2016
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    Fantastic thread.
     
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  21. AelNire Apr 5, 2016
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  22. LightWithoutHeat Apr 5, 2016
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    This is my favorite thread.
     
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  24. Jacob Tender Apr 5, 2016
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    This thread is amazing. Thank you.
     
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  25. Jacob Tender Apr 5, 2016
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    Of course you did.
     
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  26. Wharf Rat Apr 5, 2016
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    also everything trillballins

    This couple next to me on the plane is breaking up
     
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  27. LightWithoutHeat Apr 5, 2016
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    Meh
     
  28. gonz (Alex) Apr 5, 2016
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    Big fan of this thread. I was a twitter hold out until last fall and my biggest regret for not joining earlier is missing out on so much weird twitter. Def emulate that kinda stuff on a lot of my tweets and usually just feel like a hack who is so late to the party
     
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