Absurdist Twitter • Page 199

i wish that thread was just her reactions to it rather than pics cuz I love shit like that

 

I think all four of them are on ellen tomorrow

 

it's weird that I am so dedicated to seeing rom com meet cutes but then when I see one all I can think of is how mad I'd be if a stranger talked to me on an airplane

 

I guess there was no malice intended, but that whole thing on the plane is a bit much. Taking pictures and actually trying to listen to their conversation is really rude.

 

Holy shit this cracked me up

 

I feel like its a really super common scenario though, evidenced by the memes posted. I guess at least it was in a positive/well meaning way and they kept their identities fairly anonymous (could have used less direct photos tho for sure).

 

This is being reported about on espn right now. They have interviewed the twitter user rosey. So weird lol

 

That kind of thing happening to me is honestly one of my worst nightmares

 

This puts my "having a beer every day in January" to shame

 

white Twitter is wild

 

Normie Twitter is painful.

 

The weather one is too real.

 

Omg Stephen A

 

Normie Twitter- I love my dog
Weird Twitter - I bet people would find it funny if my dog sucked his own dick

 

I 100% thought it was pronounced “me me” until like 2008

 

it's pronounced "meems" unless it's in the context of "dank memes" in which case it's pronounced "may-mays"

 

I thought I'd grow out of the whole "mispronouncing things is funny" phase but I really didn't.

 

I 100% only had bootcut jeans until like 2012