Absurdist Twitter • Page 197

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the rule book saying nothing about a dog being able to play basketball is the greatest movie plot ever.

 

Nooooooooo lmao

 

oh my god when she falls through the ceiling i need soundddddd

 

it was like when guys sarted wearing v necks and cardigans a lot and buying jeans from h&m

 

also this is like my new favorite thread i've been laughing for PAGES. twitter is such a disappointment these days glad there are good samaritans in the world weeding out the funny and providing us with a place for such good content.

 

im fucking crying

 

I can't watch that security footage without thinking about how differently it'd go if those kids were black.

 

I sent this thread to two friends—who are not members of this forum—around when it started. They've both said on multiple occasions that they have it bookmarked and check it daily.

 

i routinely send this thread to my non-member sister and friends; keep up the good work people!

also the linear time tweet LOL

 

tell those fuckin cowards to log on and give me the fuckin likes