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Absurdist Twitter • Page 195

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 16, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  2. the rural juror Jun 16, 2018
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

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  3. RJ Knorr Jun 17, 2018
    RJ Knorr

    Trusted Supporter

     
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  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 17, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  6. Joel Gustafson Jun 18, 2018
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
  7. jkauf Jun 18, 2018
    jkauf

    Prestigious Supporter

    NSFW?
     
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  8. DickyCullz Jun 18, 2018
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    I'm amazed they had the leg room for this
     
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  9. mad Jun 18, 2018
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    wow
     
  10. trevorshmevor Jun 18, 2018
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    Smh we finally get a flight with no crying baby and these people gotta go and make one on the spot
     
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  11. DickyCullz Jun 18, 2018
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  12. incognitojones Jun 18, 2018
    incognitojones

    Some Freak Supporter

     
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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 18, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  15. ReginaPhilange Jun 18, 2018
    ReginaPhilange

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    imagine you're browsing twitter, you see this. The woman's hair strikes you as familiar. "Doesn't my mom have that blouse?". You realize your parents just took a trip to mexico too. You can never have a normal family dinner again.

    (not implying this happened to me btw lol, just think it'd be hilariously traumatizing)
     
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  16. aoftbsten Jun 18, 2018
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    Holy shit at that airplane tweet. Like, you couldn't even use the bathroom for that?
     
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  17. ReginaPhilange Jun 18, 2018
    ReginaPhilange

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    It’s basically that scene from Review where Andy Daly is reviewing the mile high club
     
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  18. Marx&Recreation Jun 18, 2018
    Marx&Recreation

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  19. MrCon Jun 19, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    I want to believe it's staged, because I don't want it to be real.
     
  20. Anthony Brooks Jun 19, 2018
    Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 20, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  22. Drewski Jun 21, 2018
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  24. Drewski Jun 21, 2018
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.

    I'm backlogged, so here's another one.









     
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  25. Joel Gustafson Jun 21, 2018
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  26. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 22, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  27. trevorshmevor Jun 22, 2018
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    Omg the replies on the shut the fuck up tweet are infuriating
     
  28. MrCon Jun 22, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    It does seem amazing that it's even remotely contentious. Why the hell are you talking in a cinema?