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Absurdist Twitter • Page 191

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 20, 2018
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    woah quadruple post
     
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  2. PandaBear! May 21, 2018
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    I think that kids cookbook may be the funniest one I've ever seen in this thread lmao. 'Ethan's Eggs' - ingredients: pancakes, sugar, skittles :crylaugh:
    "you can cook it but you can go to my house and I will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time" :crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:
     
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  3. kbeef2 May 21, 2018
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    I cannot overemphasize how much I don't miss normie Twitter and seeing shit like this all the time
     
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  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 21, 2018
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 22, 2018
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  11. jols May 23, 2018
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    Nihilist Arby's was hacked and wiped :(
     
  12. chewbacca110 May 23, 2018
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?

    Nothing is sacred. We will all die. Eat roast beef while you can.
     
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  13. Drewski May 23, 2018
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  15. Drewski May 23, 2018
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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  16. Joel Gustafson May 23, 2018
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    Running towards a place.

     
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  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 23, 2018
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  20. Aaron Mook May 24, 2018
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    {shameless self-plug)
     
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  24. KingofSpain May 24, 2018
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    Also nephew time’s “Jetsons Office” has provided me with hours of entertainment.
     
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  25. trevorshmevor May 24, 2018
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    What’s that JK Rowling one in reference to? It’s cracking me up and I don’t even get where it came from haha
     
  26. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 24, 2018
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    it started with her saying Dumbledore was gay like 10 years later and it became a meme
     
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  27. Marx&Recreation May 24, 2018
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    And her saying that werewolves were a metaphor for AIDS or something. And my favorite - that Dumbledore would support Israel lol. Basically she has a long history of creating her own kind of Harry Potter fanfic that just so happens to have the characters align with either her own views or whatever views may be popular to support atm.
     
  28. mad May 25, 2018
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